It has been a hectic last little while here at KBS. My intention was to post a new drink every week, but the business of advertising waits for no beverage blog. I actually did all the work for this over the weekend, but as momentum built up to a presentation we gave today, there was simply no time to write it up.
Decorations aside, it’s not really beginning to look a lot like Christmas in Toronto, but I figured with the temperature on Saturday at least getting near 0, it was time for my first hot drink, old favourite that I hadn’t had since forever: hot chocolate.
There will be no fond Dr Pepper-like reminiscences this week because the hot chocolate mix in the office as Carnation Rich and Creamy, not the PC Extra Creamy that was my choice some mumble-mumble-odd years ago when I was young, innocent, and my recreational beverages were more gee-whiz wholesome.
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On the back of the pack it says, “A Warm Hug on a Cold Day.” It was a cold-ish day and, being at work on a Saturday, a warm hug sounded pretty good. I wasn’t interested in heating up any milk in the microwave, so, knowing it might not reach max rich-and-creaminess, I went with the hot water on hand. It mixed up impressively smoothly. None of the giant, floating powder pockets I remember having to grind against the side of the mug. Was it possible that instant hot chocolate had made some progress in the many years since I’d last had it? That hope lasted until the first sip and…
Oh god.
Sugar.
It was just sugar.
All I tasted is sweeeeeeet. I could faintly taste the cocoa flavour, but it was mostly just sugar sugar sugar.
I looked right below the “A Warm Hug on a Cold Day” to the ingredient list. First up: sugar. (Which, to be fair, is probably the first ingredient in most hot chocolate mix, as it is in PC Extra-Rich.) Next up: corn syrup. Corn syrup? They can make that into a dry powder? Someone at Carnation thought, “This isn’t sweet enough. We need to add corn syrup”? Yes, it was corn syrup that I was tasting.
Note to self: remember that flavour for later drinks. I’m sure it will reappear.
My Islets of Langerhans started hurting. This wasn’t a warm hug on a cold day; it was getting coshed with a bottle of Bee Hive. For the rest of the time I was at work, it felt like my blood was humming.
And I was disappointed. Where was my warm hug? I’d been hug-blocked by goddamn corn syrup! I was owed a hug and I needed to assemble a crack team to give it to me.
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The only reason I knew to assemble this crack team was because I know where to look. When I’m cooking, there are times that I think, “There has to be a better/more reliable way to do this.” There had to be a hot chocolate powder that wouldn’t cause my teeth to melt away like Toht’s face seeing the Ark of the Covenant. So I did what more and more people are doing these days: I looked up what Kenji says.
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Kenji is, properly, J. Kenji Lopez-Alt. MIT Architecture Grad/Former Cook’s Illustrated Contributor/Chief Culinary Advisor at Seriouseats.com (my first stop for anything cooking-related)/Guy Who Gets To Hang Out WithEveryone I’d Like To Hang Out With/James Beard-Award-Winning Cookbook Author. I don’t want to get too fanboyish so I’ll just say this: if you want to cook better and you want to know why you do the things you do, you need to start following Kenji. If you want to learn about sous vide or pressure cookers, you need to start following Kenji. If you want meticulously tested and validated recipes and techniques and you ever want to make this (and have it turn out):
You need to follow Kenji.
So what does Kenji say about hot chocolate? This.
Everything goes into a food processor. (The corn starch helps keep the mix from caking later and adds some creaminess to the final drink.)
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I should have processed it longer to break up some of those larger powder lumps.
Boil some milk.
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Stir. Sip.
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Slightly lumpier than Carnation, but that’s on me, not the recipe.
Is it sweet? Of course. It’s hot chocolate.
Is it good? Of course. It’s from Kenji.
PS I am not a hot chocolate drinker and there’s probably no way I’m using up all of the mix I made. If you work at KBS and you like hot chocolate, you’re in luck. Look for it in the 4th floor kitchen.